FAQ

Q: What exactly am I buying?
A: You are buying Nothing. Literally. A blue camouflage box that contains absolutely nothing inside. No tricks, no secret notes, no hidden compartments. Just pure, unapologetic emptiness.

Q: So it’s just an empty box?
A: Correct. That’s the joke. That’s the art. That’s the statement.

Q: Why is it $7,500?
A: Because Nothing isn’t cheap. It’s a flex. It’s a conversation starter. It’s a minimalistic art piece that doubles as a status symbol. Anyone can buy “something,” but it takes true taste (and audacity) to invest in Nothing.

Q: Is this a scam?
A: Only if you expected something inside. But we’re very clear about it: you’re paying for Nothing.

Q: What does “#0002/0” mean on the label?
A: It’s the design version number (second edition of the packaging). It is not an order number or a limited edition count.

Q: Is this a joke?
A: I'll let you decide.

Q: Is this money laundering?
A: No. But we appreciate the creativity. This is simply a box with nothing inside, sold to people who get the joke. I just saw a gap in the market: everyone was busy selling something, so I decided to sell Nothing. Turns out, it’s perfectly legal… 

Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Technically, you already got a box of Nothing, and that’s 100% fulfillment. That said, if you feel strongly about your purchase, contact us via the contact form. We typically don’t do refunds, but depending on the circumstances we may provide one. Ultimately, it’s at our discretion.

Q: So where is this list of buyers? What exactly is the "Something" page?

A: Something is the tangible proof of your intangible purchase. It is the official, public, and permanent record of every connoisseur who has acquired Nothing, ranked in the precise order of acquisition. 

You can gaze into the void and see your name by visiting the Something page here.