FAQ

Q: What exactly am I buying?
A: You are buying Nothing. Literally. A blue camouflage box that contains absolutely nothing inside. No tricks, no secret notes, no hidden compartments. Just pure, unapologetic nothing.

Q: So it’s just an empty box?
A: Correct. That’s the joke. That’s the art. That’s part of the statement.

Q: Why is it $9,999.99?
A: Because Nothing Premium is a flex. It’s a minimalistic art piece that doubles as a status symbol. Anyone can buy “something,” but it takes true taste (and audacity) to invest in Nothing.

Q: Is this a scam?
A: Only if you expected something inside. But we’re very clear about it: you’re paying for a box of Nothing.

Q: What does “#0002/0” mean on the label?
A: It’s the design version number (second edition of the packaging). It is not an order number or a limited edition count.

Q: Is this a joke?
A: I'll let you decide.

Q: Is this money laundering?
A: No. But we appreciate the creativity. This is simply a box with nothing inside, sold to people who get the joke. I just saw a gap in the market: everyone was busy selling something, so I decided to sell Nothing. Turns out, it’s perfectly legal… 

Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Technically, you already got a box of Nothing, and that’s 100% fulfillment. That said, if you feel strongly about your purchase, contact us via the contact form. We typically don’t do refunds but depending on the circumstances we may provide one. Ultimately, it’s at our discretion.

Q: So where is the list of buyers now?

NFTs promised the world and delivered nothing, so we've decided it was the perfect place on the blockchain to host our Certificates of Nothing. 

It would be unfair to give you something when you ordered just a box of nothing, so we've decided all Certificates of Nothing Premium will be minted and will indefinitely remain under the possession of our official wallet (linked here).

Each certificate is titled in this format:

"[Name]’s (or Somebody’s, if you opt out) Certificate of Nothing Premium # [edition count ex. 1 of 100]”

After your purchase, we’ll reach out to confirm whether you’d like your name featured on the NFT. If you prefer not to, or don’t respond within the 3-week window, your certificate will be recorded as “Somebody’s” by default.

This system allows buyers to choose to remain anonymous or to etch their names as a winner of capitalism on the blockchain permanently.

You can browse the existing collection of Certificates of Nothing Premium (here).