FAQ

Q: What exactly do I get?
A:  Nothing. No product. No clutter. Just a blank file.

However, your purchase of Nothing grants you a coveted spot on the official List of Nothing Buyers on the Something page. The faster you buy, the higher your placement. It's like having a low-numbered license plate in Dubai, but for connoisseurs of the void. Your name will be immortalized in a hierarchy of discerning individuals who truly understand the value of Nothing.

Q: Is this a joke?
A: I'll let you decide.

Q: How do I gift Nothing?
A: Use the recipient’s email at checkout. They'll get the Nothing they truly deserve.

Please note the email may slip into the junk or spam folder

Q: Can I get a refund?
A: You already got nothing. That’s 100% fulfillment.

Q: So where is this list of buyers? What exactly is the "Something" page?

A: Something is the tangible proof of your intangible purchase. It is the official, public, and permanent record of every connoisseur who has acquired Nothing, ranked in the precise order of acquisition. 

Those who have ascended to higher tiers of Nothingness will find their status appropriately reflected, with Premium buyers occupying a class all their own at the pinnacle. You can gaze into the void and see your name by visiting the Something page here.